Weirdly I can see your blasphemous comment about instant 'coffee' in your history, linked to this post, but it doesn't show up in the comments here. I suspect it's because it's been voted down to -30.
In answer to the assertion you made about coffee being all the same, I say: you heathen! You Philistine! You non-appreciator of tasty coffee! If you like instant, that's one thing, but many feel (as do I) that instant isn't a patch on properly roasted, ground, and brewed coffee.
I know you mean this in jest, but I'm now envisioning hoards of driverless cars roaming around joylessly hunting down artificial 'pokemon' to add to their owner's collection, whilst the owners sit at home listlessly doom scrolling, waiting for their cars to return, so they can see what 'they' caught.
I don't like it.