mydoomlessaccount

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[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 80 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What OP is neglecting to mention is they pronounce both of them "bwush :3"

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 2 points 4 months ago

Ah, reminds me of being unemployed and depressed.

Not having to wake up at 6am was nice, though

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The other one represents James' temptation to escape accountability for his actions by saying "I was just doing hot girl shit lmao idk" and then proceed to go out and be worse

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 3 points 4 months ago

Saved you a click: Plate the pasta, put the plate on a scissor lift.

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Hawaii and Nevada should date ❤️

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 25 points 4 months ago

Simple! Just keep $2,000 cash in your glove compartment at all times. You've now saved $500, congratulations!

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 5 points 4 months ago

Smoking like a mad scientist in a cartoon that just got electrocuted by an experiment gone awry

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 3 points 5 months ago

I could swear I set an alarm, but I might have turned it off and fell back asleep..

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 45 points 5 months ago (14 children)

Oh, shit. Was that today??

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)
  1. House
  2. Little window
  3. Corvette
  4. Everything (for him, and himself, and everybody around)
[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

Love Buc-ee's, but it's always so goofy how far off they'll advertise a location. Then, once you pass it by, you'll see a couple more billboards telling you that it's behind you and you can still turn around and go back.

I really have to wonder what their advertising budget is sometimes.

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 3 points 6 months ago

Well, let 'em come over and we can all clip coupons together

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