mendiCAN

joined 8 months ago
[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

right? i have been jogging a couple months now and while i can run 4 miles cant crack the 12 minute mile "beginner's" speed yet i'm so slooooow

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

farthest frontier and bu$tafellows

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

in front of a plate with a tingle in the trachea and sweat beads on the hairline, one of the greatest pleasures this life has to offer

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

you're right lol their modlog is the best reason to come to this thread. another loser crashes out to a ban before i even clocked em! good job mods rat-salute-2

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

limmy-awake what am i looking at? should i read this? is this funny?

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

imperials keep on burnin'

Carryin' bombs to kill my kin

slingin' lies and occupation

I curse ol Balfour once again, (his declaration's a sin), i said

guitar

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

im singing this line next time that fuggen peppers song assaults my ears

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

maybe add some coffee?

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

soup of theseus

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

the whole "neo is actually in the future and all of the reality he's known is an elaborate simulation" doesn't stand out as a reveal?

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 68 points 2 months ago (1 children)

my greatest contribution to hexbear is when i press 'cancel' instead of 'post'

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