medicsofanarchy

joined 2 years ago
[–] medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 91 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Trump has cancer and is killing it with soda? Well, at least he's treating it correctly. Donald, add bleach to your sodas for extra killing power. Lots of bleach.

[–] medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 74 points 2 weeks ago

Dad said "Mario Kart is a waste of time, son."

That's General son to you, Dad.

[–] medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Native Americans used every party of their roadkill. What is it with Kennedys and penises?

[–] medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Not yer bruv, mate - I'm yer step-bruv! Fancy a shag?

[–] medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Trump: "Hold my beer while I order an air strike"

Also Trump: "Say, aren't 10-year-old legal there? '

[–] medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Ah, another sector enters the '"FO" phase of "FAFO".

[–] medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, but this is: If it bites you and it dies, you're poisonous?

[–] medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 80 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Looking at you, Secret Service. If anyone can stop a nuclear war, it's you. We're all counting on you.

[–] medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Except unlike Putin, Trump is certifiably insane.

[–] medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

The only F-word I need from Trump "Files", as in "Epstein Files".

[–] medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

So, those Epstein files coming out yet?

 

I'm no expert, but I believe he falls under the "megalomaniac" category. Heavy emphasis on the "maniac".

 

Norwegian fuel company Haltbakk Bunkers has announced it will cease supplying fuel to U.S. military forces in Norway and American ships docking in Norwegian ports, citing dissatisfaction with recent U.S. policy towards Ukraine.

 

Some sources suggest he was taking a walk and suddenly fell to the ground. Very mysterious. Guess they ran out of windows.

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