laziestflagellant

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[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think any game where the scripted loss story enemy is technically beatable but extremely difficult should at least have a special cutscene where the enemy goes 'oh shit lol' before the story finds a way to get back on track in the cutscene.

If it's a loss in the story but you still have to BEAT the battle segment (ie fucking Kai Leng) before the enemy gloats at you in the cutscene, and losing the battle segment gives you a game over instead, you should get fined. no appeal.

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

and the one who will operate the robot carwash station is me, and anyone else who thinks it would be fun to watch robots get hosed down as they move through the interior

Watch Gungrave, it starts with young adult protagonists and follows them over the next few decades as their ambitions and loyalties in a world of organized crime tears their lives and relationships apart.

There's also the weird sci fi elements but uhhh, it mostly makes sense in context.

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yeah I also found this out when I was looking up the soundtrack (looking for checker knights of course) and innocently thought 'huh I wonder why Item Bounce is at the top of the search suggestions'

internet-delenda-est

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 40 points 2 weeks ago

The US military showed congress the projections for the climate migrants that will be coming over the next few years and Bernie has apparently sided with the AI face detecting automated machine guns at the border. Cool.

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

reject spotify, return to soulseek and music player with funny visualizer

That's the reason they keep giving it so much groundwater, trying to make the piss filter run clear

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

Living your life like a teenager left unattended in the school computer lounge

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

It is possible, achievable and necessary for farm labor to change to be worker owned and all workers paid appropriate wages.

It is not possible, achievable, or necessary for animal agriculture to change to a system where animals are not tortured and killed.

Slavery is not inherent to food production and I oppose it wherever it appears.

Mass animal abuse and killing is inherent to animal agriculture, therefore I believe it should not exist at all.

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

You're kind of talking out of both sides of your mouth here claiming that shock collars are fine and harmless and normal for training large dogs but also that Hasan is bad and hurting his dog if he uses one

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean you're right but that also wasn't the reason a lot of the fanbase delighted in being able to do it

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Bureaucracy and rule of law is weak and effeminate, in order for the galaxy to be saved from itself, it needs a badass who doesn't play by the rules and punches journalists.

Also space racism is bad, but is it really though?

Also what if the blue alien space babes' society was based on the maiden, mother and crone trichotomy completely unironically lmao

 

cri

You just can't. There's too many of them. And they keep making more of them! When will the suffering end?

ooooooooooooooh

They should stop making games for at least a year so I can catch up.

 

This is not a high effort bit, this 'youtuber' has already made a name for himself outsourcing his videos to other people writing scripts and running it through an AI model of his voice. He's almost certainly doing it as a proof of concept tech demo to sell the AI pipeline and consulting to other media agencies but yeesh

lol. lmao.

 

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Anti-piracy Nintendo paypigs have failed to consider how effective the wear and tear aspect of data rot is at eroding media preservation

 

look at its fuckin peets.

you just know it would go flap flap flap if it waddled across a linoleum floor

 

yim yum

 

todd NOOOOO

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

In my defense I picked up a cheap used VR headset and playing Skyrim in VR and holding all the sparkly spells in your hands is genuinely a pretty novel and magical experience

 

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What the fuck is the 'authentic experience' of a chicken nugget that seitan is incapable of replicating, anyways? Also the burger patties I ate in school as a cringe baby carnist were 60% TVP soy to begin with, so if anything I'm being even more honest with my frozen slabs now

 

Like me sadness

Please I just want to jam out a little to Undertale tracks what the hell is this

 

"Pro Tiananmen Square posts get removed off of Chinese social media? No shit. Imagine if the January 6th protestors had strung up and set a bunch of the National Guard on fire and you posted saying they didn't go far enough, most places on the web would remove your posts, except maybe Elon Musk's twitter."

Pros: Any libs wanting to engage would have to either read more about the events leading up to and during the Tiananmen Square protests or admit that January 6th was a nothing event

Cons: none

 

no but seriously though

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