Stargate SG-1 portraying Colorado Springs as though it's flat terrain with no mountains in the background

These are just the current tech fad that got over hyped just like blockchain did

"why has this woman been pregnant for 27 years? ... HOW has this woman been pregnant for 27 years?!"

Does upgrading my electrical panel count?

Unity already went the enshittification route

Congratulations!

Many times by my mom. Recently in reference to me balding, she said "you look like a <family name>, that's too bad". It was so bad even my dad did a double take.

Winning the lottery

I don't believe that adults actually exist. Everyone is just an overgrown child who occasionally does things that are perceived as "adulting"

ETA: I used to say this as a joke, but as I get older the more I actually believe it

Biometrics are a terrible security feature IMO. MAYBE if used in conjunction with other things like a username and password, but never on its own.

How can birds have laws if they aren't real?

Incredibly, some of Steam’s early adopter accounts are still actively in use today, a full two decades after their creation.

There are dozens of us!