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They're all dicks if you ask me in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[-] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago

Crab rave anyone?

[-] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 33 points 8 months ago

Sure everyone has heard of Stephen King and most know know of Dean Koontz. But 10 year old me wants to give a shout out to the best of em, R.L. Stine.

How to respond to gf saying "I'm fat" in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[-] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-alot

Girl...fr?? I've got things to do in c/cat@lemmy.world

[-] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago

Still held down? What a monster.

CNBC breaks shocking news in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world

[-] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 23 points 10 months ago

Jfc. That was too much. Get to the point. Eat the rich.

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[-] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago

Wow I'm 6 of those 9 types of people. Extra milk and cookies for Santa from now on.

People really hold their mouse like that?! in c/gaming@lemmy.ml

[-] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

Show me your nipple!

I find them like this when I get home from work in c/cat@lemmy.world

[-] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

I just see 1 cat and a shadow.

Please stop the ride, I want off in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[-] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Yummy. I was shoulder deep in that fuzz today. Seasoned with spiders and mouse poop. Extra delish.

Is has all the nutrients the body needs in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[-] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 year ago

Ooh la la Mr. Fancy I Have A Toilet Man. No, WATER, like from a puddle on the sidewalk.

Brexit key cause of exports decline, government data shows in c/europe@feddit.de

[-] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

Is there a joke in that comment or did the irony blow past me before I could suck it up?

What is an iconic catchphrase from your grandparents? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[-] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

My grandfather gave me three options when I was young and slightly hurt. "I can hurt the other one, amputate the one that hurts, or you can go to bed."