finallymadeanaccount

the Israeli government could boast of providing jobs on US soil, thereby securing allies among members of Congress who represent the districts where those jobs lie

The Israeli government thinks congresspeople care about employment in their districts? Once they have their bribes, they're happy. The people don't even enter into it.

So Hegseth bombing that girls school was advanced training to show Israel the US is up for the job of mass murdering children, too?

The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good

I liked all the photos of the organisms in the article.

Oh, wait.

Yes. That was in the 70s, so it's completely relevant now, 50 years later.

Got ebola, but didn't go bankrupt. Bargain!

Given the amount of nudity, I thought someone was trying to sell a mirror.

Your tastebuds are on the top of your tongue

So turn your bread

upside down

Used to be a jingle for a brand of margarine in Australia.

Can he not move further afield ... like, say, Mercury?

They'll be transferred to Trump's home in Florida.

Heh!

Heh! Heh! Heh!

Next step, trading votes like stocks on the exchange.