ephemeral

joined 6 months ago
[–] ephemeral@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

um actually liking chocolate is gay, because women like chocolate, and liking things that women like is gay

[–] ephemeral@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

just looking at this picture made my skin break out

[–] ephemeral@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

crank up the moss for me, will ya

[–] ephemeral@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

big words from a guy who wears the same long white coat every day

[–] ephemeral@hexbear.net 51 points 3 months ago (3 children)

guessing the interviewer asked a leading question just to get this headline, but

if, God forbid, there's a terrible tragedy

is some Disney villain-level dialogue

[–] ephemeral@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

for November the theme is "just to feel"

The Power of the Dog

The Sisters Brothers

watched both of these in a group setting and they absolutely killed. both happen to be westerns

[–] ephemeral@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

I recently started working as a mail carrier so I've been dealing with this too, except I get blisters on my toes

make sure to wear moisture-wicking socks, and you'll probably want to get some moleskin padding

also I started using this balm, it seems to help

that's all for prevention though. for existing blisters get some hydrocolloid bandages which will help them heal faster

[–] ephemeral@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago

oh so we're naming concentration camps like they're Harry Potter characters now, very cool

[–] ephemeral@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

pederast

*pedophile. a lot of people make this mistake but "pederasty" is an archaic term that refers to men who sexually abuse young boys in particular - a distinction without a difference, but since Trump's pedophilia is seemingly directed at girls it's not really accurate here

[–] ephemeral@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago

no they realize that he's a piece of shit - that's what they like about him, because they're also pieces of shit

[–] ephemeral@hexbear.net 55 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

dogwhistling aside, this is just a terrible ad. I mean all ads are terrible, but the whole genes/jeans thing is so hacky and lame, and it's a blatant rip off of a Calvin Klein ad from like 40 years ago (which is problematic for a different reason)

edit: also Sydney Sweeney is bizarrely devoid of charisma

[–] ephemeral@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

sounds like you've never been to Reno

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