dumbass

joined 10 months ago
[–] dumbass@quokk.au 25 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Janeway: Support NASA now! Don't make me do a Tuvix on you. I'll doit it and I'll enjoy it. Try me.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 42 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, I think I need to give my username up to this guy.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 4 points 9 months ago

What about party busses?

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 16 points 9 months ago

The Meta prison purse®™

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I quit. I'm never touching the devil's weed again!

It's not worth getting stoned if there's even a 0.0000000000000000000000001% chance of become him.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 17 points 9 months ago

Ohh really, it goes:

get fuck for real!
are you kidding me
10 bucks entrance
just to go and pee
you'll be hearing
from my lawyer
you're getting fired
where's your manager
now I'm being arrested see
this is what happens when they charge a fee.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 26 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

It's fitting that they have an asshole in their logo.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Get fucked! For real!

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 9 points 9 months ago

I kept seeing Coldplay memes and thought, hell yeah it's talk shit about Coldplay week again!

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I didn't choose to be a dumbass, I was born a dumbass.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 16 points 9 months ago

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

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