charonn0

joined 2 years ago
[–] charonn0@startrek.website -1 points 1 month ago

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Simpsons kids get sent to a fos-diddly-oster home.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fun fact: One of Jonathan Frakes' first jobs in show biz was dressing up as Captain America at comic book conventions.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago

Each teaching has to be evaluated on its own merits, its basis in reality, and its effect on the child and how they relate to others. Whether it's religious in origin is ultimately beside the point.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 14 points 1 month ago

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, I call him Gamblor! And it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I can scratch any point on my own back.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] charonn0@startrek.website 62 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I could fit if I didn't have these damned arms!

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 3 points 1 month ago

Traditional breakfast dishes are my favorite for dinner.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 3 points 1 month ago

Oh, I just put that one in there as a joke.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The compulsory serving of asparagus at breakfast, free corsets for the under-fives, and the abolition of slavery.

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