[-] ben16w@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago

How was it supposed to work? Was it supposed to scan received dick pics of anything gross because people do have eyes they could use...

[-] ben16w@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

The first image is some Instagram photos and the second image is a different person bouldering

[-] ben16w@lemmy.world 60 points 8 months ago

My favourite is the (apparently) Australian saying "I'm so hungry a could eat the ass off a low flying duck"

[-] ben16w@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

My wife is preggers so I've got all this to look forward to .

[-] ben16w@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

It is if you're also a woman

[-] ben16w@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago

Maybe she wanted you to dress her?

[-] ben16w@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

I imagine the tiling was a total pain in the ass to do, even to that standard

[-] ben16w@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

The floating fish tho

[-] ben16w@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I think it's supposed to mean "along with" so an exhibition (eg art) along with a sale but I could be wrong lol

[-] ben16w@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

This is my favourite photo from my travels in India

[-] ben16w@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

But I'm French?

[-] ben16w@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
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Because he kneaded a poo.

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