Damn, you cant even figure that out?
These little fuckers are both a bane of my garden, and the reason i've made such good friends with the crows.
Fairly sure thats a porty-potty/ porta-loo/chemical toilet. They are all horror movie sets in their own way
Ok, so i actually saw this IRL once, Story Time! CW for nasty
spoiler
So I work for a godforsaken ambulance company, got a call out to a truely shitty nursing home for "Patient Sick".
We get there and it's this poor shell of a man, bed-bound, demented, and obviously septic as all fuck. He has contractions, a full catheter and doesnt respond to voice; he's obviously been bed bound for a long time, not in the best care, and we aint getting a story out of him.
So we ask his nurse what's going on with him, whats his medical history, ect, and she doesnt know much, says she just took over care for this patient, just got on shift but "The night nurse said he's fartin' out his dick".
Whelp. I know when im being fucked with. Nope, no further questions, just gimme the transfer packet with his info. We load the guy up and wheel him to the truck, get vitals & get him an IV, take him to the nearest hospital on a sepsis alert, all routine stuff, but as we're transporting i'm going through his packet and see this guy had gotten out of surgery for a small bowel obstruction last month. Poor fucker cant catch a break.
We get to the hospital, and we get him a bed in the ER, and i start giving the report to the ER nurse, mention he's supposedly got a chief complaint of Dick Farts. Everyone laughs, funny joke 
Two days later I'm back at the same hospital dropping off another patient to the same nurse and ask her if she heard any follow-up on the dick-fart-guy.
"Oh him, Ha, oh fuck. Yeah he was actually farting out his dick. He got transferred to the OR. You could see the little bubbles in the cath tube."
His recent GI surgery had left a perferation that formed a tiny fistula to his bladder he had been slowly leaking gas through, and gave him a UTI that progressed to sepsis. He made it through from what i heard.
So yeah, that can in-fact happen
If it was only a sip, you should be alright, small bit of gas maybe.
If it was a full glass of bean-water you're gonna want to get some activated charcoal and a whole lot of gatorade.
I was reaching up a GI the other day actually.
Kayfabe is fickle, but his time will come again
The concept is nice, but its a little lonely. What if we anthropomorphized the shame and discomfort that the clown-burgers provides as a purple, clay-lumped grotesque? Something the kids can really relate to.
I know you are here to grill me. Chew, coward, you are only going to vore a man.
Cause black holes don't gravitate, but the event horizon does. Black holes dont really have volume in a way thats meaningful to us, but they do have a surface area, and thats what you can interact with.
You're correct anything past an event horizon cannot interact with us, for all intents and purposes it doesnt exist. So all the interactions you associate with a black hole are interactions with the event horizon itself.
"Gooning this" & "gooning that", read the literature liberals. Whacking off is solved theory, Just build a metal & wood veneer box to jack it in. Orgone theory has already spelled all this out for over 100 years.
Apologies to XHS, if only you had been warned 
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She is beautiful and i love her.
cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/431481
I recently inherited a chicken coop & small flock from a friend that had to give them up. They've got a big-ass yard to forage in with lots of grass, tree cover, and all the pumpkin plants they can destroy because i wasnt planning on having chickens when i planted them. Still learning birdcare, but half of them have learned to love headpets and are as fat & happy as I can keep them.
However they've also attracted rat snakes & racer snakes to the coop. None of the snakes in my area are big enough to eat a full grown chicken, but it's stressing the chickens out and they keep trying to eat the eggs.
I dont wanna hurt any of the snakes, they're adorable and dopey, but im grabbing a 4 foot frightened snake out of the coop everynight. I keep sealing up new gaps and they keep showing me new ones. Its getting kinda old & I'm starting to wonder if its a different snake every night or just a few really persistent lil guys.
Is there a way to get them to fuck off? And how do biologists tag snakes? Is there like, a little thing i can clip into a scale or is it safe to hit them with a dab of paint or something? Cause if its just the same 2 dumbasses i keep greeting everynight i can just drive them to a nearby lake what i imagine snake heaven would be.
I recently inherited a chicken coop & small flock from a friend that had to give them up. They've got a big-ass yard to forage in with lots of grass, tree cover, and all the pumpkin plants they can destroy because i wasnt planning on having chickens when i planted them. Still learning birdcare, but half of them have learned to love headpets and are as fat & happy as I can keep them.
However they've also attracted rat snakes & racer snakes to the coop. None of the snakes in my area are big enough to eat a full grown chicken, but it's stressing the chickens out and they keep trying to eat the eggs.
I dont wanna hurt any of the snakes, they're adorable and dopey, but im grabbing a 4 foot frightened snake out of the coop everynight. I keep sealing up new gaps and they keep showing me new ones. Its getting kinda old & I'm starting to wonder if its a different snake every night or just a few really persistent lil guys.
Is there a way to get them to fuck off? And how do biologists tag snakes? Is there like, a little thing i can clip into a scale or is it safe to hit them with a dab of paint or something? Cause if its just the same 2 dumbasses i keep greeting everynight i can just drive them to a nearby lake what i imagine snake heaven would be.
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Damn, i got brainrot today