ZeroCool

"I don't know about it so it's not real." Typical moron logic.

Dumb take.

Holy shit you’re still in this thread crying? Christ. I’m just gonna go ahead and block you, it’s abundantly clear you’re a vacuous knob and there’s nothing to gain by interacting with you.

Does someone tie your shoes for you, or are they Velcro?

I'm just jocking lol. There's many reason to be mad right now, a bad joke (there I'm admitting it) isn't a good one.

My dude… You told a bad joke, you got downvoted for it, and started whining about how nobody understood your joke. Nobody seems mad except you.

But you user name checks out lol.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see you’re as original as you are funny.

I call it humor.

Congrats, you’ve just experienced your first time “bombing” it’s something every aspiring comedian experiences. Write better jokes.

Yep, Texas is immune to satire because Texas itself is a parody of a state.

(Apologies to the reasonable people of Texas who may read this comment, there are lots of you, but I think we all know it's a frustratingly accurate assessment of how the state is governed)

I thought it was kind of amusing that Matt Gaetz was the only republican that didn't endorse that plan. But I looked it up and apparently he just so happened to be the only republican young enough to actually know who Sacha Baron Cohen is and recognize the whole thing was a set up. So he was just there to make himself look like "the reasonable one." But it's super depressing how many GOPers were quick to endorse a plan to arm kindergartners "to prevent school shootings."

Why single out Musk?

Because the post is specifically about Starlink and most people are capable of understanding that limiting discussion to what's relevant is not the same as “singling out” Musk.