If the non-voting leftist demographic had as much power as all of the various "leftist" reddit subs thought they had, we would be a lot closer to actually taking meaningful political action in this country.

I'm so tired of people looking at the most anemic political group in the country and screeching about how they're going to tip over the entire cruise ship.

Make sure you bring out the unseasoned potato salad when he shows up at the BBQ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I cannot believe that people think Biden stepped aside amicably just because he didn't call Harris a removed in his resignation letter. A week ago reporters said he was old-man raging against the people who had turned against him and "betrayed him," boo fucking hoo, and now in forty eight hours libs have completely whitewashed him into some selfless hero with an astounding political IQ.

As if he wasn't lying in bed with a fever mumbling about Gerald Ford when his advisors told him that the DNC was gonna cut off all funding and handed him that pre-written letter to sign.

There is some incredible, extraplanar well of pure, demented energy that only the most evolved neoliberals can tap into in order to reach levels of incorrectness that we can only dream of.

Biden's Out

Rip BOZO

https://x.com/kenklippenstein/status/1815081580869681399

No matter what hellish fate awaits us, we can always cherish in our hearts the week where Biden sat alone in his house, sick and sad and betrayed by everyone around him.

This is a battle long lost, but it's amazing that he's pissing and shitting himself (literally I assume) at the prospect of the Democrats doing to him what they did to Bernie four years ago. Fuck you old man, I hope the China virus eats your brain to death.

Also, for all the articles that make it seem like he's about to step down, I have a feeling the libs are going to "learn" what we've all known forever: that beneath the dementia and the goofy old heehaw bullshit, Biden is actually just a huge stubborn fucking asshole.

Kamala Harris 1000% poured a vial of covid snot into Joe's coffee.

And honestly, good for you ma'am

Meanwhile, Republicans might stop referring to the current President as a ‘criminal’. Election results could be respected. Attempts to imprison political opponents could be wound down.

Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot idiot idiot idiotidiotidiotidiotidiotidiot IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT.

Smh, that should have been a good local white boy that got ground up and sold as chicken nuggets

A republican candidate for the house or state senate in one of the Dakotas will literally kill their opponent with a gun during a debate and get elected.

A truck full of uranium waste will disappear. The story will be covered by all news agencies for exactly one week and then never be mentioned again. In 2025, a dirty bomb will be set off by "Hamas" in a major population center.

An article will come out revealing that Biden's aides have secretly been testing his food because they're afraid of Kamala Harris poisoning him. This will not affect Kamala's approval rating in either direction.

Someone will be murdered by a white women for picking up litter in a Walmart parking lot because her wine friends told her that it was a secret way for pedophile crime rings to pass messages to eachother.

In that same town there will be a single article written about an underage prostitution ring being run by a bunch of retired state troopers for superbowl games. No one will read it.

There will be a massive civil war on twitter over whether or not black people need to "take a break so that we can focus on antisemitism right now."

Someone will leave cum on Rand Paul's desk in the senate.

This reminds me of that classic communist slogan, "Workers of the world, divide yourselves up according to who lives in a colonial vs non colonial nation!"