WizardOfLoneliness

Im glad my roomba is chinese, I can listen to him edge across my house with satisfaction. Thanks The Goon!

it ain't a love for the game

I don't think he got laid, it was a clone

Which makes him Rey's father AND grandfather

now do the same map for China

Yeah the resource curse or some dumb shit like that, i hate it

I wonder when we're gonna get a modern retelling of Romeo and Juliet as a tale of star crossed lovers, one a gooner, one ace

Yeah i was gonna be like AWESOME but then remembered Minnesota makes them statistically more likely to be democrats or socialists

very cool government where representatives ostensibly represent the ideology and will of their electorate but if they just get murdered they aren't immediately replaced by someone similar

this probably isn't very helpful but maybe you could get a free consultation with a libel attorney, just to see if you might be eligible for a payout for all of this grievous lying to the press your family has done

If nothing else you could probably compel them to retract their statements

"received" a house huh

Or a fuckin epipen

if it were me i simply would not have swallowed