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I've never stopped being amused that every infallible religion always comes with patch notes.

"Aww, boo boo, you didn't get it right the first time? Aww, are you stupid? Aww...."

If the people who need to see this could read they'd be very upset!

The lube tasted good but the handjob was kinda weird.

Probably won't be a millionaire but you can still be lots of things.

When I was a kid, restaurants still smelled like tobacco.

Didn't really stop until early 2000's

Use scissors! Get into the habit of always cutting the tape. It may take extra time at first, but in the long run will save you lots and lots of time and headache!

Source: used it when I worked as a cook and now use it at home.

*Unless you're in the south.

Everyone and their Dad is in trades of one kind or another, and they hire their kids.

I tried that in a group of people the other day. I got a resounding "Nah, I'm good"

What do you do when everyone is happy to die? Because right now my plan is "try my damned best to make sure these dipshits don't take me down with them"

AI slop checking AI slop.

Therapy! You've likely been traumatized. You need to deal with the trauma. Logic helps the mind, but you need the heart to heal.

*personal experience, religion traumatized me and it took years after becoming an atheist to get over my fear of hell. If I had to do it again I'd definitely do it with a therapist.

Nobody needs to buy it, the minions just need something to shout at you when you try to correct them.

My trick with preordering is that I always do it within the refund window, and only if the game offers preloading, and only for games I am super excited for.

That way I can get the benefits of preordering and still get my money back if the game is shit.