UmbraVivi

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[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Good morning, I hope Friedrich Merz puts a gun in his mouth

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Okay I hope this is it. I'll admit I paid way too much attention to this whole Ethan/Hasan drama but after this, I hope Hasan moves on. BadEmpanada's endless shitflinging at the Kleins is still entertaining though.

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 35 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I don't think this "barricade your doors, every man for himself" thing is how you'd survive. You need the community.

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

I think it's more likely that this is what it says on the tin. We know that the US was losing extremely expensive equipment for very little payoff. They're cutting their losses.

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

So there's this girl I meet every now and then at parties of our one common friend and she hit on me on like 5 different occasions, up to the point of literally trying to kiss me. And it's not like I'm not interested in her, but because we only meet at parties where there's really loud music, my autism renders me basically non-functional in these environments. I already don't know how to act in this situation, but add loud background noise to the equation and I get overwhelmed and escape.

Well now I'm contemplating texting her so we can maybe meet somewhere where there isn't loud noises blaring the entire time, but for some reason my incredible insecurity when it comes to anything romantic is still telling me she's probably not actually interested in me and there's no point in trying. It's absurd. A girl can literally try to shove her tongue in my mouth and a part of me will still think "she probably didn't mean it".

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 33 points 4 months ago

When I grow up I want to be Yemen

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Check out this Guy I just made up: Guy who believes in the Great Replacement but supports it because of Social Darwinism

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Because of his Tourettes. A lot of his strange mannerisms are clearly tics, so it's hard to make any accusations. I know he's literally asked his crew members on stream to share their Vyvanse/Adderall with him, so he's most definitely on something.

It just feels off when I see people post clips of a dude with Tourettes twitching a lot and say "look he's tweaking".

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago
[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 45 points 4 months ago (3 children)

My thoughts are that Ethan Klein is a few weeks away from stimulant-induced psychosis

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 29 points 4 months ago

Some people were born to post

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 45 points 4 months ago

VCs are so absurdly dumb, it's mind-boggling. Absolute toddler brains that will be amazed by the slightest bit of flattery combined with jingling car keys in front of their idiotic faces. If every single VC dropped dead tomorrow, it would literally just be a net positive for the world, which is not something you can say about many jobs.

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