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For posting all the anonymous reactionary bullshit that you can't post anywhere else.

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mr elon sir, welcome to the belden program (hexbear.net)
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[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 65 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Brace operates on a level I can scarcely comprehend.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 28 points 4 months ago

We need centrist but edited Brace

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 53 points 4 months ago

Brace is gods strongest poster. God bless.

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 50 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is real!

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 41 points 4 months ago (3 children)

This is extra funny because people like Musk surely should know that Brace is one of those evil wokies

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 53 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Elon read this and did not understand it was a piss take. He's just that stupid.

He's also a "hello fellow kekkers" type so he read "Anon" and assumed TrueAnon is one of his 4chan people.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 41 points 4 months ago

musk is the dumbest and most incurious motherfucker alive, he has no idea who he retweeted

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

The only tell in the Twitter account is that Brace often retweets Palestine news, but otherwise it's not like he ever posts sincerely so it's hard to tell what he is from his posts.

[–] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 48 points 4 months ago

Elon is so stupid

[–] ChestRockwell@hexbear.net 45 points 4 months ago

brace-dark-cowboy

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 35 points 4 months ago

I love the Talented Mr Ripley.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 31 points 4 months ago

Belden posts hard

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago

Once the tech bros spill forth their essence, they will be weak and drained and it will be our turn to strike! This is the Belden Road initiative.

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 29 points 4 months ago

Some people were born to post

[–] 21Gramsci@hexbear.net 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Brace makes me want to stop posting for good because I know I'll never even get close to his level

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He's the ultimate poster, but also has touched infinitely more grass and done infinitely more praxis than all of us combined. AND he podcasts? The ideal male form fr.

[–] 21Gramsci@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Shitposting from the Rojava frontline really does give you bragging rights few in the world can claim

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

there is a scientific belief out there

There is a kind of childish innocence to that phrasing, it would be touching if it wasn't from the most hateful deranged misogynist out there

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

absolute-cinema

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

Wow the future is kinda bad

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

sorry for the dumb, but whats the belden program reference? i searched but i'm not really clear what that's referring to

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The Belden Program is a bit from the Trueanon Podcast. It's basically the Great Leap Forward but for the terminally online.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

i see, thanks for the explanation