NOT GONNA HAPPEN!

Anime? Real? Why don't you get off your butt, turn off that damn TV and get a REAL job??? God Bless America!

What a spread. Beautiful, beautiful image. God Bless The United States!

You're a JOKE, Robert! I've seen your golf scores. They're not good. You might act like a tough guy but there's a reason you weren't invited to the debate!

Cheetos? Yeah, I like cheetos. I used to keep them stocked in Trump Hotel. Chester the Cheetah was an important figure in America for a long time. Before all this woke nonsense took over.

Haha well let me tell you my friend. I am no wojak - That's for sure! No sir I am NOT! If anything I would be the Chad! Did you know that? A LOT of people say that about me. "Mr. President Trump, sir" They still call me Mr. President because they know the democrats stole the election from. "Mr. President Trump, sir, you are a Chad" is what they say to me. It's true!

This is a really excellent question. Thank you for asking it. Thank you for serving our incredible country, The United States of America.

Trust me, when I become President of the United States you will have your choice of women. They won't be able to resist you. It's true! When they find out you're a patriot who helped restore America to it's former glory no woman would ever reject you. That's the Trump Guarantee.

Keep the questions coming, folks! I'm going to going on a short break since Melania just got back with the McDonald's order, but I'll be back to answer ALL your questions soon!

GO TRUMP!!!

edit: Patriots, I've returned. The McDonald's was fantastic. Incredible burger joint. Cheap too! Well, they used to be cheap but crooked Joe has been forcing them to "jack" up their prices! His economy has got to go, folks!

Ha! Nice try, troll!

Unlike Sleepy Joe, I don't need to dope up before a debate. That was 100% real Trump energy you saw! Was it too much for your little mind?

Maybe you should try a little drug called "life"!

We're going to do it folks, and here's what we're going to do. We're going to stop the crooked vegans and return the price of American groceries - which have soared under Biden, by the way - We're going to stop the vegans and save Americans thousands of Dollars. It's true, we will! As for the milk, I prefer 2%.

We are going to build a great wall across the Mexican border. And Mexico is going to pay for it! We are going to build a wall and shut down the border until we figure out what the hell is going on!

Now Biden's border bill. It's nothing. Sleepy Joe WISHES he could write a border bill as good as team Trump! It's true!

I would have, but CNN wouldn't let me. They told me "Please President Trump! We really want to hold this debate for you, but Joe won't show up unless you promise to go easy on him!". So I had no choice, folks! They would have ended the debate if I had went all out! That wouldn't have been fair to all the Patriots watching! You're welcome!