Bruh you own a golf course where the only labor you do is cashing the check and you spend 125k a year on Disney vacations. You’ve never been not retired.

Yall got too much money

I play Balatro natively on my phone I bet it would be ok

I’m pretty sure Trash is a type

Counterpoint: no

Call me Trubbish cuz I’m literally trash, not the big one tho cuz I’m still cute

This fakery is unveiled whenever you see a Celebrity Jeopardy episode where the news anchors/political commentators get demolished by comedians, even though the anchors appear way more put together and well read than the comedians do.

My personal theory is once you finally realize that everything you were ever taught was nonsense the “trying to appear put together” nonsense also goes out the window.

Me if I were also in the mall:

Player 2 but the controller isn’t even plugged in.

Shaun

I went on a first and last date once with someone who told me their job was union busting for Marshalls.

That’s more than 1 every 10 minutes for a week and a day. Absolutely dedicated to the bit.