Lmao, sure I love cookies.
Violent. Brainrot.
Lmao you're unhinged dude. Get a grip and maybe realize the shit in your wallet isn't more valuable than a human life.
Especially considering its probably all credit and debit cards that you can cancel almost immediately and get any money spent by a thief returned to your accounts. But yeah, someone deserves a lifelong limp because they inconvenienced you. Get the fuck outta here lmao.
You might not support someone like Trump politically but you're no better than those who voted for him. These attitudes are 100% why US society is deeply fucked, the politics are just a symptom of this violent brainrot.
I think you might mean modal instead of median/average. The average keeps going up but it is skewed by the wealth at the top while the mode keeps dropping.
What's really lost in this whole conversation is how its... 2025 and almost nobody walks around with cash anymore?
You can literally call your bank and credit card companies and have all your cards cancelled and locked within minutes? Any money spent by the thief will be returned to your accounts?
If it's your phone stolen instead of your wallet... You didn't have it set to be locked or auto-lock when theft is detected? You didn't have find your device set up? You don't have it set to be able to be remotely wiped? Pretty sure you can also get your phone insured for theft.
One of the few valuable things Tyler Durden said in Fight Club was "You are not the contents of your wallet. You are not the car you drive. You are not your fucking khakis." Yet Americans still love to extend the concept of who they are to the things they own.
People are fucking unhinged, man.
Time and endless propaganda rehabilitated war criminals to the point that Harris trotted out one of them in support of her as somehow a positive thing.
People still ooh and ahh over the photo of a war criminal handing Michelle Obama a piece of candy.
people who don’t watch American sports
I'm gonna go out on a fucking limb and say people playing professional sports are not representative of the average obese assholes who have to walk around with a fucking oxygen tank lmao.
expertly smash you into the ground
Seriously, why do Americans all think they're the best fighters around? Is it too much television and action movies? You're in America, you really think an American pickpocket isn't going to be packing some kind of weapon and if they clock that they're being chased they are afraid to use it or something? I dunno, it seems to me the vast majority love just fantasizing about this while in reality they'd be bleeding out on the pavement before they had a chance to touch the person who swiped their shit.
You're still living in a fantasy land where you're able to successfully pull that off every time this happens and not get your own shit rocked. You're also living in a fantasy land where punching someone a few times while they're down on the pavement and cracking their skull into the concrete won't completely alter their lives, far more than you losing your wallet would alter yours.
Get a grip on reality, dude.
This is America, we only fantasize about fighting for rights over here.
That's ice cold brother man.
Seems like small potatoes to me. That can be hard to do if you're struggling and have been evicted already.