so beitiful

commnt w/ yur favrit shrak emoj 2 selbrat shrekstr

:shrek-mike: .

wat r u duin 2dai?? letss tlk

i fel saf

:blob-no-thoughts: .

remnds mi uv shrak

wtch theroy librls

i bai lemmygrad.net bcz et wuz 4 sail (i luv 2 bai thngz)

wut iz yur favort thng abt shrk &/ore combunsism? commnt n th comm ts

I have been making shrek memes instead of working.

my boss just called and asked me if im coming into work today and i said no. he asked if i was planning to tell him that and i also said no.

Uplike and comment with your suggestions and advice for my boss when he reads this.

also subscribe to !shrekland@hexbear.net

Edit: time to nut up

Edit: Fuck it, time to shitpost IRL

Edit 2: texts with Dave are live

edit 3: final message to Dave