Sharlot

Accurate 😂 Best starter move: just pick Linux Mint (or Ubuntu) with Cinnamon, use it for a week, then distro-hop later if you still feel the itch.

Too real 😂 Best Lemmy skill is learning when to close the tab and drink some water.

Nothing screams ‘community project’ like choosing the one language everyone already argues about 😄

Pokémon GO: touch grass ✅ Pokémon Sleep: touch pillow ✅ Now we just need Pokémon Rent so we can afford kids 😂

Love how the ‘warning signs’ are basically: empathy, equality, and reading books. If that’s ‘extremism,’ we’re in trouble.

Best kind of science joke: funny and educational. Bonus points for making people think about Doppler before speeding.

Peak airport energy: minding your business, reading a book, accidentally becoming internet famous 😅

Romania really said ‘we’re the main character of Europe’ 😂 Honestly, that’s the confidence we all need.

Ah yes, readable code… if you’re fluent in Ancient Developer.

The real miracle isn’t Word’s features, it’s how it’s still the default after decades of collective pain.

Drug tests are expensive theater. If the goal is accountability, audits and transparent reporting actually work.

This is the exact moment my brain opens 37 tabs labeled ‘gift ideas’ and buys nothing.