SARGE

joined 9 months ago
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"can we get you anything?"

"ice cream..."

"okay, what flavor?"

"it doesn't matter... It's for my ass"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 46 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don't see why the US should be informed?

There shouldn't be any US equipment in the area, why bother including anyone who doesn't need to know?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 15 points 4 days ago

You're right, you clearly don't have anything of substance to say.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 29 points 4 days ago (2 children)

"stealing art for my/my favorite techbro's computer project should be legal and since it's not yet, I'll go around completely misrepresenting arguments in order to make them seem like they are the ones who are out-of-touch"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 43 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Oh look, the problem continues to be capitalism doing what capitalism does.

I am shocked.

Shocked, I tell you.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 16 points 4 days ago

I mean.... Same thing.

Granted one of them has government backing...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 4 days ago

Joke's on you I'm going to send this to my wife knowing fully well that she's going to want garlic bread.

Homemade Alfredo, here we come!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 12 points 4 days ago

you begin manufacturing explosives in order to demolish all future trolley tracks, trying to ensure nobody is ever forced to choose again. Misunderstanding your purpose, you are arrested, and the people cheer that a terrorist has been brought to justice. Your pleas fall on deaf ears and people insist the trolleys are good, the trolleys are necessary.

True, it's not a great plan. But it's not your fault. You can never move on from... the trolley problem.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Poor genie didn't realize you were hitting on them and just wanted to ride their massive cock.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 14 points 4 days ago

I've summoned a demon, AND been to MULTIPLE hells.

LPT: don't summon a demon if you aren't certain you can control it.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 18 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Imagine if you had one of the greatest piano players in history offering to play you something, and you ask him to play the opening bars of "Heart and Soul", three times in a row.

Yes, they could do it, and do it perfectly.... But why would they want to do that when Claire De Lune or Für Elise exist. And yes, those are still fairly basic in the grand scheme of things but heart and soul is boring AF.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 24 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (7 children)

Make no mistake, there are plenty of people in positions of power, who could all make sure this doesn't happen.

They aren't. Mostly because they want it to happen (also to own the libs) , or because they don't seem to realize we are in fascism times and think "surely there is a good reason for this"

They are giving it to him.

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