RangerJosey

joined 2 weeks ago
[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 9 points 20 hours ago

Well boys. We clearly need to persecute them harder.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago

The fuck they shoot it with? Paintballs?

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Aliens visiting Earth.

I know it's a statistical impossibility that we're the only life out there. I just don't believe they've ever been here. Since we haven't been either conquered or uplifted yet.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah. Uh huh. More like Spez saw the drop in site traffic and shit his pants.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The American Experiment has a result. It failed.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago

We live in the dumbest timeline.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 day ago

It'll be dead on arrival if it is.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 days ago

They're paid to.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They know better. But this is the bullshit they spin to try and convince everyone else. It doesn't work.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 days ago

We've been cooked since we've depended on capitalists to do the right thing.

It was never going to happen.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Remember when it was "Don't be evil"

Lol.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 days ago

Good news everyone! No more Student Loans!

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