No eggs at my Coles.

That's the fun bit. No refunds.

These taste best when acquired from your motel room's complimentary coffee/tea bar.

Trying to get used to Affinity products and getting a little frustrated. Adobe is the devil but boy-howdy do I know my way around those apps.

I know it's a waste of time to argue on the internet, but sometimes it's the only thing keeping my brain sharp, you know?

If I gently point out someone may need to rethink their position, and they decide I was actually just personally attacking them and they come for me, I literally crack my knuckles and go in. Nuclear.

What else am I supposed to do on a cold Saturday afternoon?

Crap year for citrus. I stopped trying. Maybe next year.

I heard this is where I request donuts?

I think that's a perfectly acceptable substitute!

When you're drinking with someone, oldest person pours first, make a whirlpool in the bottle, tap the bottom with the palm of your hand firmly, open it then poke the top of the bottle between your first and second digit (ideally spilling some), pour with two hands covering the label, never pour a drink for yourself, the first drink is taken as a shot (the rest can be shot or sipped), turn away from/avoid eye contact with the person who poured your drink if they're older than you. It's a whole thing but not mandatory haha

Do you like to do the whole ritual?

Okay Kmart has just got these really cool iridescent skull candles in, and it is taking every ounce of self-control to leave them on the shelf. I do NOT need to spend this money. 😂

My washing machine has broken down :( Booked in a service but I somehow need to get the dryer off the top before then 🤔 Gonna be an expensive fuck around all up.