I hope you were not much older than your sister.
Getting cops envolved is never a good thing.

"Book clubs and doing nothing"
Must be the reason why americans shit their pants and get all Mc Carthyist and fanatic when they suspect something's remotely communist.

Polish level of dumb

This is a great bonus. They would otherwise be busy beating/framing/murdering minorities.

Time to turn yourself in son, it's over. You have one chance of going to jail for life. If you don't we'll play it hard and reveal your name, no mercy!

"the Russians did it" is the cherry on the cake. What a pathetic country.

He's making a list 🌲

He's checking it twice 🎅

He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice

He should be more careful. Didn't he read that other book?

"targeted attack"? Why don't the media use their less assumptuous wording like they do with Palestine? AFAIK "possibly a stray bullet found its way into a subject"