"She just died? Wow. I didn't know that…Make sure to like and subscribe. What else can you say? She'd want you to smash that like button, whether you agree or not. She was an amazing subscriber who led an amazing life. I'm actually sad to hear that."

Can't wait to grab something only to have the price change by the time I get to the register

Overheard coworker talking about their upcoming vacation to Spain and Morocco when another asks: "With all the Iran and Iraq wars going on will that be safe?"

Most geographically/current event literate American

I like the classic from /r/stims that was like "Why does meth turn me into a communist?" or something

Him:

filters out china

"Why aren't there any products??"