MonkeyBanana

joined 1 year ago
[–] MonkeyBanana@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (9 children)

I’m lying a made it up

[–] MonkeyBanana@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (16 children)

Kinda gonna have to in the future

I know the billionaire doomsday bunkers have some weird 3D printer that “prints” food, mostly just in the form of a nutritional block but I assume after their luxury MRE’s run out and if they haven’t figured out how to grow or incapable of growing fresh produce then 3D printed food is what they will have to rely on as sustenance, that is of course until we raid their bunkers and acquire this technology for ourselves. After that we can start printing burger we downloaded from a local internet source

[–] MonkeyBanana@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

When Nussy falls on your house 😳

[–] MonkeyBanana@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Ben Norton from Geopolitical Economy Report says YouTube demonetizes videos if he says the word “genocide” in a recent video he had to refer to it as “the g word” lol

[–] MonkeyBanana@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lasagna is a cake

[–] MonkeyBanana@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

“I wish they opened a wetherspoons in NYC so I could have brunch and a pint”

[–] MonkeyBanana@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Love me c’ntry, an me democracy, me jaffas, me burbons, me tips, me puds, love me Sunday roast with the fam, me volvo, love me mates, love me pub, love me pints but most of all I love me Great Britain

Have a joyous new year pals it’s on me

[–] MonkeyBanana@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Can’t believe I'm going to die so soon because of Rishi Sunak

[–] MonkeyBanana@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

10 billion new comments

nuke ???

[–] MonkeyBanana@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

Now regretting the choice I made choosing this life over the one where I was a pirate just because of soya late

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