Malort_Owl

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Sweet Home Chicago (www.youtube.com)
You ever had a Chicago dog? in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Malort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hello father...

But seriously, the pepper and tomato are more important than stagnant cart water (relish).

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Have you ever found out a field of study could be perfectly solved? (hexbear.net)
 

Vexology is a solved field. The perfect flag has already been developed.

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You ever had a Chicago dog? (hexbear.net)
 

The actual Frankfurter can be plant based, but yeah, pickles, onions, peppers, and celery salt is better than ketchup. If you know, you know.

He's sauceless anymore and is just firehose posting to truth social. Bruh you did the gulf of america last year, you need new material! in c/slop@hexbear.net
[–] Malort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You better not touch Lake Michigan, I tell you what!

What's the wokest game? in c/games@hexbear.net
[–] Malort_Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Chess, half the characters are black.

I'm running out of dorts, can you lend me some of yours? in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Malort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Just switch to Malort, like me!