Chicago dogs are superior. The meat or meat substitute is not the important bit, so they can be easily made vegan or not. What's important is every bite is a salty sweet spicy crunchy explosion.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Anything is better than ketchup
Some fried onions, a little spicy mustard, it's 
sauerkraut yim yum
Sport peppers are s-tier and I'll fight anyone who says different.
This is not my alt. I'm too lazy to run an alt, remember?
Also the only acceptable toppings for a hot dog are mustard, onions, and stagnant cart water.
Hello father...
But seriously, the pepper and tomato are more important than stagnant cart water (relish).
Oh, hi Jackson.
In my city they are generally grilled and I was so disappointed visiting the Big Apple for the first time.
Fuck ketchup, way too sweet. Gimme raw tomatoes and onions any day.
Also I just realized this account is an op to get the Chicago people to out themselves. So uh. Yeah fuck Chicago chiraq am I rite my fellow FBI agents
Ye I bought the fattest one once but before I could take a bite the wind blew it to smithereens. "The Wimdy City" 100% accurate.