All I have is jorts. Do you want them cut below or above the knees?
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Above the knees, everyone needs to see these bad boys
Nice, though if you wipe out on your board you will skin said knees.
You should go and see Dort_Owl, they always have some dorts to share.
all i got a big fat dorts sorry
sigh there goes my diet.
Sorry, I just ran owl of dorts myself
Lung dorts
You have to go to Dortmund for that
Just switch to Malort, like me!

What happened to Dirt_Owl ? Has anyone seen Dirt_Owl ?
I ate them
Im sorry
All I can do for you is one small pile of mud. If you dry it you'll get dirt, which is almost dort.