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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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No fat dorts please im on a diet

Also I need hugs and attention and a small cat to pat

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[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

All I have is jorts. Do you want them cut below or above the knees?

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Above the knees, everyone needs to see these bad boys

Nice, though if you wipe out on your board you will skin said knees.

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

You should go and see Dort_Owl, they always have some dorts to share.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

all i got a big fat dorts sorry

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

sigh there goes my diet.

[–] cattish@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Sorry, I just ran owl of dorts myself

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago
[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You have to go to Dortmund for that

[–] Malort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Just switch to Malort, like me!

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago
[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What happened to Dirt_Owl ? Has anyone seen Dirt_Owl ?

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

I ate them

Im sorry

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

All I can do for you is one small pile of mud. If you dry it you'll get dirt, which is almost dort.