They tried it in Tokyo, anti-sex beds were made of cardboard, so if you tried to bang the bed would give out under you

...as if young horny fit people couldn't just throw the mattress on the floor and go to town

It's so dumb

That primary campaign didn't even get to Iowa

Thank God he didn't answer yes, or Grammy might have whipped it right out

We don't know what's trapped inside the permafrost, as it thaws we might unleash some sort of super bacteria or even worse, the Reagan/Thatcher blood amalgam trapped beneath trapped below

Frozen snow and ice melting has actually caused Iceland to rise a bit as an island as the weight on it decreases

So it's actually gaining land