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All Arabs are now western brained, it's over for my people.

Well yeah, I'm seeing random left-adjacent accounts on Arab Twitter talking about it. I follow lots of Shia Islamists also and they're also happy that a Twelver Shia will become mayor.

The total American cultural victory is undeniable when me, a Lebanese dude who has never set a foot in America and will never be able to get a visa, is pumped for Zohran Mamdani's victory in his road to becoming the mayor of NYC. Honestly, good work America.

Aaaand we're back to the regular programming schedule

The only revolution you're getting is one where there's a Trump Tower in Tehran and a McDonald's next to the Azadi Tower

I hope no one will call us doomers and losers in the future when we call out Iran's weakness and inaction towards their allies.

Gang I think it's true, getting that same impending sense of doom from the resistance infosphere that I felt after the strike on Nasrallah and before Assad's fall...

If, and that's a humongous IF, if Trump is really right about this ceasefire thing, then I'll bury myself in a bunker somewhere in Albania and commit the rest of my life to touching grass and smoking grass, because there's really no rational actor on my beloved Axis of Resistance after Soleimani and Nasrallah.

How is this guy the president of the most dominant empire in human history

I hate how funny he is

Meme aside, here are some interesting news from the devil's core:

JUST IN: President Trump does NOT want any further military engagements in the region, and they expected these attacks from Tehran, per CNN

Hope this means that Iran can continue pounding Tel Aviv

Gui-tar wouldn't be a horrible pronunciation tbh. The Q(ق) sound in the local Qatari dialect is pronounced as a hard G, so something like Gi-tar would be a pretty acceptable pronunciation imo.