The beeping sound computer monitors make as they render text. Wtf?

My wife described cargo shorts as men's replacement for handbags. She's not wrong.

Whenever I try this my kid will go "dad, please stop talking" and go back to his Legos immediately. Guess I need to work on my teaching skills.

That has to be what she was fishing for.

For me it's the "Seeegaaaa" and then a small prayer hoping that the Sonic cartridge is properly inserted.

I use a slim tooth pick for port cleaning. Works perfectly!

Happens to me every time I sleep on airplanes. Never happens otherwise. I tend to get some weird looks from the other passengers.

Sounds like something The Satanic Temple may have an issue with.

Now do the conversion factor from feef to feet!

• Easier to line up the car when backing than writing forward.
• Better overview when you back into a small parking space than backing out into the area where other cars are driving.
• Quicker to get out.
• Quicker in total.