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[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 points 14 hours ago

Get some needle-nosed tweezers or something very thin and use it to dig out the obscene amount of pocket lint that compacts itself down in there. Keep trying even if nothing comes out at first. This works for me every time.

[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I've found that a plastic toothpick is the perfect tool for this. It is a soft enough material not to scratch the phone but it digs out the lint. A normal wood toothpick also works, but the plastic ones tend to be thinner making them easier to scrape with.

If the phone is still having issues after that or looks visibly inside, some contact cleaner applied and scrubbed with a pipe cleaner will remove gunk.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

I just used my new phone to take a picture of my old phones charging port, which worked only with some cables at certain angles, and, yeah... It's a horror show up in there

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago

Get a dental pick and use it to pull the lint out of the charging port

[-] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 day ago

I'm just looking at this picture of the Hulk wearing himself as a hat.

[-] lugal@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

German has a word for this: Wackelkontakt

[-] naught101@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

There is a synth module designed specifically to replicate this effect for audio jacks:

https://bastl-instruments.com/eurorack/modules/wackel-kontakt

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Of course there is

[-] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

I just bring it to a phone repair place, and they spend about five minutes in the back cleaning it for free.

[-] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

I rolled over a brand new cable with my office chair. Now it does this. I’m forcing myself to use it for a year as penance.

[-] mholiv@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Hey. I’m going to ask why? Like if you are extremely tight financially I get it. But why make yourself suffer every day if it’s not needed? It’s going to be annoying and a slight negative to your day every day.

[-] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

Two reasons:

Because I’m a filthy hippy and I don’t want to throw a brand new cord in the landfill because I fucked up.

Dealing with it for a long enough time period will make me think of how I wrecked it and I won’t haphazardly leave my cables lying on the floor any more.

[-] mholiv@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Ultimately it’s your life yah.

But I can’t help but think that adult humans don’t need to do penance and suffer for a year just because they made such a small mistake. It’s like a 12th century religious act.

I believe that adult humans can just learn not to do something without religious style self imposed suffering. If I burn my hand on the stove I don’t need to keep the wound in pain for a year in order to remember not to burn my hand again.

This all being said I am a humanist materialist. If people come from a spiritual background where self imposed suffering helps the soul I can see why they would do such a thing.

[-] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 5 points 23 hours ago

Calling it penance was a joke.

[-] mholiv@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Ok. I’m curious now though. Do you choose to suffer unnecessarily as a joke on yourself? Is there a reason you choose to suffer when you don’t have to?

Like I can’t relate to your choice at all here and am very curious.

[-] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 2 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I don’t know what to tell you. It still works and I don’t need to move my phone while I’m working or sleeping.

I don’t consider minor inconveniences suffering.

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[-] Fermion@feddit.nl 85 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Step 1: clean out the lint from the charging port

Step 2: make sure you actually got all the lint out and there isn't any hiding to the side.

~~The sim ejector pin that used to come with phones can sometimes just barely fit between the center blade and connector housing. Otherwise a paperclip with a slight hook bent into the end can work well.~~ Flosspicks work well to dig out the lint.

Also consider getting a wireless charger for nightly charging if your phone supports it.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago

I prefer a toothpick. Wood won’t scratch the metal or cause a short, but it’s still stiff enough to scrape any lint that’s stuck. And lint sticks a bit to the toothpick, so that helps get it out.

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[-] noduh@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago

I hear a lot of people saying to clean the port and I agree. I've found with usb c it's often very difficult to find something thin enough, but I've found a staple to be surprisingly good at the job

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago
[-] telllos@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

The little pin that comes with phones to open the sim tray works well.

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Yeah my phone is in this stage, so I mostly charge it wirelessly now.

[-] uninvitedguest@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 days ago

I switched over to magnetic charging cables a few years back, and would never look back. Keeps the port protected, protects against wear out, and the cables are now universal with Micro USB and lightning devices.

[-] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 6 points 1 day ago

I use the ones that add on to an existing cable, that way I'm not bound to one cable type. Snatched like 25 of them when they were $2 on AE.

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[-] Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

Sadly funny, because everyone can relate at some point of their smartphone ownership.

[-] Daerun@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

A thin wooden toothpick (those rounded, not those flat), can do the job.

[-] DeanFogg@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

I've seen a clip of someone putting a dab of hot glue then pulling it out as it cools. Been meaning to try it

[-] cynar@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Depending on the materials used in the connector, this will either work, or fuck up your phone completely. If the hot glue sticks to anything built in, it's not going to come out coherently. Cleaning it out manually would be an absolute bitch.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago
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