KnowledgeableNip

joined 2 years ago

An election is coming up and they want to whip the racist members of their base into a panic.

"You don't need healthcare, you need a big stupid wall that does nothing because Mexicans."

Science, the constitution, secure elections, and the rule of law coming from the crowd of Ivermectin-slurping insurrectionists.

[–] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 14 points 2 years ago

Clarence Thomas: heavy breathing

[–] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 12 points 2 years ago

The greatest crimes are caused by excess and not by necessity.

What doing, Judy Hopps?

[–] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 20 points 2 years ago

No, they're asking if you can get an erection

The inmates are running the asylum. Even McCarthy wasn't enough of a lapdog.

[–] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 10 points 2 years ago

The article says she has yet to find the job.

Good luck finding someone to hire you for only two months as punishment for abuse. I'm sure they're scrambling for predetermined extremely short term employment from a toxic pile.

[–] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 20 points 2 years ago

"God, what awaits me today?"

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. --Ezekiel 23:20

"oh."

[–] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I don't think Trump is going to help. He's a fascist, not a saboteur.

[–] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 59 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"If two men or two women can form a household based on an equal separation of responsibilities and reliance on one another, how am I gonna convince my wife God wants her to do the dishes while I drink beer and yell?"

Just read this book written 2000 years ago and choose your own adventure on how to navigate modern life. Surely this won't end poorly.

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