[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago

As a non English native: "Car on"

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[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 112 points 1 week ago

Missed opportunity:

Sadam necktie

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submitted 5 months ago by Jakylla@sh.itjust.works to c/xkcd@lemmy.world
[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 92 points 6 months ago

"No" is the most accurate I could ever have imagined for Inkjet Printers

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Phonetics negociation (sh.itjust.works)
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submitted 8 months ago by Jakylla@sh.itjust.works to c/tomscott@lemmy.zip

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/22321600

[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 27 points 8 months ago

inplace sort be like:

def sort(list: list):
    list.clear()
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submitted 8 months ago by Jakylla@sh.itjust.works to c/xkcd@lemmy.world

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8677292


Transcript:

[A computer program.]

int getRandomNumber()
{
   return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll.
             // guaranteed to be random.
}

Hover Text:

RFC 1149.5 specifies 4 as the standard IEEE-vetted random number.

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submitted 8 months ago by Jakylla@sh.itjust.works to c/xkcd@lemmy.world

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8653164


Transcript:

Cueball: Hey, check it out: e^π^−π is 19.999099979. That's weird.
Black Hat: Yeah. That's how I got kicked out of the ACM in college.
Cueball: ...what?

Black Hat: During a competition, I told the programmers on our team that e^π^−π was a standard test of floating-point handlers -- it would come out to 20 unless they had rounding errors.

Cueball: That's awful.
Black Hat: Yeah, they dug through half their algorithms looking for the bug before they figured it out.

Hover text:

Also, I hear the 4th root of (9^2^ + 19^2^/22) is pi.

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submitted 8 months ago by Jakylla@sh.itjust.works to c/xkcd@lemmy.world

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8619086


Title text:

It's like the traveling salesman problem, but the endpoints are different and you can't ask your friends for help because they're sitting three seats down.

Links:

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xkcd #156: Commented (programming.dev)
submitted 8 months ago by Jakylla@sh.itjust.works to c/xkcd@lemmy.world

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8609865


Hover text:

Your IDE's color may vary.

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[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 29 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

HTML: You are not a nerd

Edit: OH MY GOD what did you just share !!!

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Ghoti (s3.amazonaws.com)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Jakylla@sh.itjust.works to c/linguistics_humor@sh.itjust.works
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🌻 Global score: +40
📊 62 comparisons by 20 contributors
🧠 Highly recommended as engaging and thought provoking (+41)

This week, this video went up to the 17th/2554 rank of the most recommended video aired in the last 12 month on all english video on Tournesol !

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🌻 Global score: +41
📊 173 comparisons by 87 contributors
👆 Highly recommended as important and actionable (+40)

This week, this video went up to the 13th/2529 rank of the most recommended video aired in the last 12 month on all english video on Tournesol !

[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 year ago

Only 3 in Monaco ? *suspicious*

[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 year ago

BAM! I got that div centered on this display!

[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 76 points 1 year ago
$ rm -rf /
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[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago

Not sure that this transcription is useful for person with vision disabilities unfortunately, would need some description of the symbols I think

[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

answerStardew Valley

[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 year ago

Create a new account, with another mail address, with different name (not simply add a digit or smthg at the end), don't link it to your previous one, don't talk about the previous one, don't complain about the suspension of your previous account

Should do the trick

Also, quit reddit, and have fun with Lemmy, that is a good way to go around reddit ban

[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 year ago
  • Unplug the computer
  • Shut the house electric safety switch down
  • Cut the electricity pole nearest to the house
  • Bomb the nearest electricity distribution post
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