Infrapink

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[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The ultimate goal is for Amazon Retail to become infrastructure. Bezos and his minions don't want people to think of Amazon Retail as a shop; they want people to think of Amazon Retail as The Thing You Use To Buy Physical Things On The Internet. As Steam is to PC games, so Amazon want to be to physical things.

 

Venice is being invaded by cannibalistic jellyfish from the Atlantic that are threatening the delicate balance of the lagoon's ecosystem.

[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I used to work at a call center dealing with phone bill questions. Once you go past 20, people only see the first digit and the total number of digits, and perceive every digit after the first as 0.

If I had a nickel for every time I had this conversation, I'd have more than two nickels.

Customer: Why has my bill gone up by £10?!

Me: I see that on you called a premium rate line which cost £2.

Customer: That's only £2! I want to know why my bill is £10 higher!

Me: Your bill is normally £29.50. This month it's £31.50. That's a £2 difference.

Customer: Oh, so it is.

[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Strictly speaking they're equal; a calorie is 4.184J by definition.

But a correct answer depends on bioavailability, which is subject to the noodle recipe, the potato variety, his they're cooked, and the eater's own physiology.

 

A man who worked an AI watchdog reveals how OpenAI representatives suddenly showed up at his door step, demanding documents.

[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Steam is a DRM system.

I am not being flippant or facetious. Steam is literally a DRM system with a shop grafted on top. That is what it has always been. If a game is on Steam, it be definition has DRM.

[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 20 points 1 week ago (8 children)

In August 2000, Iraq switched to selling oil in euros instead of dollars. Within two years, Iraq ~~was responsible for 9/11~~ had weapons of mass destruction.

Two things of note came in the wake of the absolute clusterfuck of replacing Saddam Hussein. Iraq brought back the death penalty, and started selling oil in dollars again.

[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, that's what the edit button is for.

 

Hello fellow cephalopods! This might sound crazy, but I reckon there will be a new Super Smash Bros game on the Switch 2 at some point. And since Splatoon is pretty popular, it's pretty reasonable to expect the series will get some more representation.

The obvious thing is to have a playable Octoling. The easiest way to do that would be to make Octoling an echo fighter of Inkling, but that's boring, so I decided to come up with a whole new moveset for Octoling. And since Inkling's moves all come from S1, I decided to restrict Octoling's to representing S2 and S3.

Costumes

Four of Octoling's costumes are the black suit they wear in Octo Expansion and the white suit they wear in Side Order. Their other costumes are made of clothes introduced in S2 and S3.

Stats

Octoling has the same stats as Inkling, uses the same ink mechanic, and like Inkling (and Sonic), drowns quickly.

Normal moves

A: Slash with splatana. This puts a little but of ink on the enemy. Mash A to slash repeatedly.

Side+A: Lunge forwward with splatana. Puts a little bit of ink on the enemy.

Down+A: Swing splatana in a short radius around Octoling's feet.

Up+A: Shoot stringer bolts overhead. They fly faster and do more damage the longer A is held down. Can be used to juggle.

Smash+A: Charge up a powerful splatana slash that sends a wave of ink forward ahead of Octoling. Any enemies that get hit by the splatana are covered in ink, coverage increasing with longer charge.

Aerial moves

A: Fire three stringer bolts in the direction Octoling is facing. One goes straight ahead, one goes a bit higher, one goes a bit lower.

Side+A: Like neutral A, but the bolts stay together. More damage, but narrower range.

Down+A: Lunge splatana-first towards the ground. (Basically the same as Links' down+A)

Up+A: Fire three stringer bolts overhead, one straight up, two at 45° either side. They are affected by gracity and will eventually fall to the ground if they don't fly off screen.

Special moves

B: Fire brella. If B is held down for a jiffy, a brella shield deploys. If it is held for two jiffies, they shield will detach and move forward, covering the ground in ink.

Side+B: Fire dualies. Fast rate of fire and moderate damage, continuous fire.

Smash+B: Side roll into firing dualies from a fixed position. This attack shoots faster, does more damage, and covers enemies in more ink, but Octoling can't move while doing it.

Down+B: Lay an ink mine. If an enemy walks on the space where the mine is placed, it will explode, covering them in ink.

Up+B: Inkjet. Octoling gains a jetpack which gives only a small height boost but allows them to cover significant horizontal distance. Ground directly underneath the ink jets gets inked.

Shield+B: Replenish ink.

Final smash: Octoling charges a booyah bomb which hits all enemies in its radius hard, and any who survive are covered in ink. While it's charging, Octoling and their teammates can increase its power and radius by taunting.

Grappling

Octoling has the same grapple moves as Inkling (look I don't really grapple OK).

Stage

Octoling's home stage is Bonerattle Arena. Over the course of a match, the water level rises and falls, changing the layout. Boss Salmonids occasionally appear as stage hazards.

  • Maws: Moves along under the floor and bites whoever steps on it. If it eats an explosive, it explodes, yielding food.
  • Scrapper: Charges across the arena, pushing players towards the edge.
  • Slammin' lid: Hovers over the ground. If someone goes directly underneath it, it slams down after a jiffy.

Assist trophies

  • Off the Hook: Pearl and Marina appear in the background and perform a song, during which they fire multicoloured lasers at the battlefield. These lasers damage and stun anybody they hit, similar to Master Hand's lasers.
  • Glowflies: A random enemy gets a cloud of glowflies, and after a jiffy, a stampede of lesser salmonids chases after them for a few seconds. The glowfly aura can be transferred to another player by hitting them with a melée attack.
[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So they should have been called terral panels.

[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 1 points 1 week ago

AdHoc released their own statement on Reddit

Okay let’s talk Switch release.

We've been quiet for the last few days not because we don't want to address this stuff, but because we've been trying to make sure we're being good partners with Nintendo. They’ve made their own statement regarding this issue:

Nintendo requires all games on its platforms to receive ratings from independent organizations and to meet our established content and platform guidelines. While we inform partners when their titles don’t meet our guidelines, Nintendo does not make changes to partner content. We also do not discuss specific content or the criteria used in making these determinations.

As Nintendo states, any game that’s going to be on the Nintendo platform needs to ‘meet [Nintendo’s] established content and platform guidelines.’ This is the key point. Nintendo has content guidelines. Our game didn’t meet those guidelines, so we made changes that would allow us to release on their platform. That’s what happened here. Honestly we thought this would be obvious since we’re the devs that released the fully uncensored version of the game on other platforms.

We initially assumed, like some of you, that because games like Witcher 3 and Cyberpunk are on the platform with similar types of uncensored mature content, Dispatch would be allowed to do the same. During the porting process it became clear that was not the case. So we asked that we include a disclaimer on the store page to inform customers that content would be different than on other platforms. We worked with Nintendo to get storefront language approved.

Where we absolutely need to take full ownership is the placement of that disclaimer. Again, it was our intent to go out of our way to tell people looking to buy the game that the content was censored. While we didn't have complete control of the language, we did have control of the placement. Wires got crossed and we put the disclaimer in the field literally titled "Disclaimer", instead of the "About The Game" section. We didn't catch this until after the launch when we saw people saying we should have called out the changes on the store page, and we went to go make sure it was there. It technically has been the entire time, just in the absolute worst spot that makes it look like we were trying to hide it.

This is 100% our mistake and it was fixed in the Americas store pages a few hours after launch to give more visibility. We’ve also added a disclaimer before purchase. As of writing this, the other regions have either published this change or are in the process of review.

So what now?

We’re already working with Nintendo on a path forward. While we can’t make any specific promises just yet, we’re confident we’ll be able to push an update to address at least some of the censored content. I'll get ahead of it now and say that between dev time and the console submission process, we're talking weeks not days.

To our fans who were looking forward to playing the uncensored version on Switch, we’re truly sorry. People have a right to be pissed. Lots of lessons learned here. Thanks for sticking with us. More soon.

I've seen people elsewhere on the Internet state that the Japanese PS5 version is fully censored in Japan but uncensored overseas, same as Cyberpunk 2077 and The Witcher. Maybe Nintendo didn't suggest a separate Japanese version as an option, or maybe they did but it would have been too expensive. Still, this looks like it's an issue with CERO.

[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah, Nintendo are fine with 18-rated games. All evidence points to this being the result of having to comply with the rules of a ratings agency, most likely CERO. But if this isn't Nintendo's fault it means people can't complain about Nintendo.

 

‘Why let mere mortals decide CPU priorities when the cosmos can guide us?’ asks the developer.

Here's the GitHub repo. It is glorious.

This scheduler is 100% for educational and entertainment purposes. While the astronomical calculations are real and the scheduler actually works (it really does load into the kernel and schedule tasks!), using astrology to schedule CPU tasks is:

  • Scientifically dubious
  • Cosmically hilarious
  • Fully functional with real retrograde detection and lunar phase scheduling
  • Not recommended for production systems (but it boots and runs stably)
  • Perfect for conference talks, hackathons, and proving that anything is possible
 

‘Why let mere mortals decide CPU priorities when the cosmos can guide us?’ asks the developer.

To be clear, the point of this is to demonstrate the power and flexibility of a new Linux feature in a "haha only serious" way.

Zampieri is clear that this GPL-2.0 licensed project is a “scientifically dubious, cosmically hilarious” work. It definitely isn’t recommended for use in production systems - not because of bugs, but because it works as intended… The dev is still looking to add “more cosmic chaos” to scx_horoscope, so contributors are welcome.

 

An early contender for the news article most on the nose.

 

Kuwait has withdrawn the citizenship of its ambassador to the United Kingdom, Badr Mohammed Al-Awadhi, in a rare decision that leaves a serving diplomat without the nationality of the state he was accredited to represent.

 

Dutch police arrested two teenage boys as they investigated the death of a 60-year-old man they believe was possibly assaulted after a row over snowballs.

 

AI chatbots are generating fake titles that people insist are real.

 

United States President Donald Trump is getting into the fusion power business through a $6bn merger of his social media firm and Google-backed TAE Technologies, just days after industry representatives urged federal funding.
The all-stock deal, announced on Thursday, is an ambitious bet on the power boom spurred by artificial intelligence (AI) data centres and adds to the Trump family’s growing roster of diverse ventures from cryptocurrency to real estate holdings and mobile services.

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