[-] ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago

And will only take one Maga thumper to make a hung jury

[-] ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.world 43 points 5 months ago

Stay out of my luggage!

[-] ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.world 38 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

No it didn't, he waited the entire length of 30 seconds. They need to crank that up to 30 minutes!

"Opt out please"

NO OPT OUT, FUCK YOU!

[-] ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.world 73 points 8 months ago

You did a fantastic job, blew all your metrics out of the park. You were herr 6/7 days a week for the whole year and did the work of 3 people. We couldnt be more proud of you. So I went to bat for you, really fought like hell, and managed to get your raise increased from 3% to 5&!!!

Inflation was 8+%

[-] ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago

You know Lemmy is starting to get popular when the trolls start rolling out

[-] ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

And the new map will be just as bad as the old one oops! No good? Ok we'll do another map, oh its just as bad? Oops!

And repeat

Repeat

Repeat

Oh were out of time! Guess youll be forced to use one of the map we already made, oops!

[-] ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

Dont get all high and mighty. The United States is an amazing country! We have to deal with all this 'woke justice' every day bringing down our country. Once they are finally purged them we can finally have our fascist utopia rich straight white men will finally have all the power again, as demanded by the bible (which I hear is a great book, but honestly who has time to read these days)

[-] ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.world 68 points 1 year ago

Use another fan to make the wifi circular, then your upload speeds shouldnt be hindered

[-] ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hey youre salaried right?

Yup

Great, we laid off 3 people and you need to work 100 hour weeks to keep things going

Do I get paid more?

You can get paid in unemployment if you keep sassing like that

Note, I have been given the line that I am expected to work 100 hour weeks. No I am not joking.

[-] ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago

The person/people who run the community.

[-] ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

Next thing you know, youll demand women have control over their own bodies, pft.

What about the rich white men??? Have you ever thought about their needs?!?!?!

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