HornedMeatBeast

Firstly... no.

Secondly... cut and paste? Not copy?

Never again.

I never said I was trying to get into their underwear or pick them up or take them home.

It is not my goal, it is not my aim. I have never had a one night stand.

It's usually girls I know through other people, friends of friends that I have been around and developed some interest in. I often feel that I only have a small window or a single chance to make a good impression otherwise someone else may catch their attention.

I was young, I was stupid and placed so much pressure on myself and end never ended well.

I'm a lot more calm and comfortable now, but I don't head to pubs or bars to meet people. Not my thing.

Any interest I have now is the time I spend chatting to a match on a dating app and then meeting up in person.

I really like meeting that person where the conversation just flows naturally, you look at the time and it's been hours since you first met and didn't even notice it.

My 'game' issue is I kind of break down when I speak to a girl I am interested in.

I get so nervous and overthink that I stop functioning. I run out of things to say and the conversation just doesn't flow. I put way too much pressure on myself and it is extremely difficult to break out of it.

But if I speak to girls I am not interested in, then I am more myself. No pressure, not trying hard.

I have zero game and no clue when it comes to signals.

I need this kind of woman, one that will be forward me.

Extremist left controlling the weather with a magical weather control machine.

Doritos crunchy taco gone soggy.

My one used to do the same.

She'd get excited if I was walking in the direction of her bowl and jump up onto the table and wait for me to enter the room.

Then purr while eating but only when I walked right up to her.

I only now noticed the slap mark on his face.

He's up there to think.

Cool shoe soles.

Just punch the spot a few times, sorts it out every time.

I picked this up from my parents.

When I moved out, I lived with a flatmate for a few years and I left the washing machine door open after using it and my flatmate closed it.

I explained to her why I left it open and she just stared back at me. Not once had she ever thought of this and said it made so much sense. She is about 20 years my senior.

Certain habits seem to be so obvious, but unless handed down, someone may never even think of it.

Reminds me of that guy that never thought to let the shower water get warm before stepping in.