[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago

>tfw no sorceress commie mommy president who is the living embodiment of baphomet

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago

A store comes out with a surge pricing scheme and suddenly the "public discourse" is that telling grocery stores what to do is communism.

This is by design. This is PR to get ahead of the lawsuits coming.

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago

Hurry Elon, I need your independent space colony on Mars. The judge said if I am on Earth, I will have to come to court. When is it happening Elon? I need it!

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 48 points 2 months ago

It's when you're forced to live in tents, everyone is on molly, and bottled water costs $15

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 47 points 2 months ago

It's clicky because I'm typing posts

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago

Explosion at the Biscuit Basin sounds like someone was hungover and had had an accident at Waffle House.

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 47 points 2 months ago

I can't, my guy just dropped out.

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 44 points 2 months ago

This is like one of those posts someone made on a web forum in 2005 before returning a week later.

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 48 points 2 months ago

What are you gonna do? Vote for the other guy?

-Guy moments before losing an election

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago

Alec Baldwin strikes again

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 43 points 2 months ago

Not left or right, but some kind of third way.

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 39 points 3 months ago

You can always tell the female dragons because they be shoppin'

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