You get attacked by law enforcement for enjoying a succulent chinese meal?

Looney tunes tactics.

Generalizing anyone who argues against tankies as neolibs isn't portraying the situation correctly.

Zapp Brannigan is the better Kirk.

It's too bad that the brain doesn't have the capability to feel itself. Imagine the fun of having a little buddy wiggling through your thoughts.
Maybe it'd even tickle :3

OPs mom swallows billions of -9 months old children.

It's hilarious that a musician has the urge to say this kind of stuff during a concert. What did he expect? Like I can barely think about another topic where you can piss off so many people with so little effort.

I love the hard drugs subreddits. The most interesting is r/DPH, the wildest is probably r/meth. Sort by top and scroll down. Just don't check the profiles of those making heartfelt promises to give up the drug forever and getting into rehab for follow ups.

Welcome to the garden, just enter though the gate
Bees are making honey from the flowers that we have
We are the kind of gardners who might plant your seed
If you got money honey, you can get bouquets from me

In the garden, welcome to the garden
enjoy the sum-mum-mum-umer breeze

Is there a difference?

Imagine being drunk as shit and instead of going to the toilet you just move the mattress aside and go just straight shitting diarrhea down into your bathtub.

Man I'm on my magical journey to become the most cynical person who ever lived myself but c'mon. There are better reasons to hate someone than their age like for example their weight, fashion choice, how they sound or how much they're into mechanical keyboards.