HalidBeslic

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[–] HalidBeslic@hexbear.net 43 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Hello again to you all, people of the News Mega, I am once again writing to you about the latest news from the messy heart of the Balkans 🇷🇸. This time we have three new stories that I haven't seen mentioned anywhere that I'd like to share with you:

The first one concerns Banderastan. The President of Ukraine, Zelenskyyyy, visited Serbia just hours after I finished writing my last post. There was a lot of talk about what thez would be talking about, with a Ge*man newspaper mentioning ammunition transfers to Ukraine and a drone factory. The pathetic man, ultimately, spoke with Serbia's president Vučić about checks notes eurointegration. The whole thing would have been extremely uneventful had it not been for a German journalist asking the comedian in the heart of Russophile Serbia: “What can we Europeans do so that you can kill more Russians?“. And if that wasn't enough of an incident for your tastes, Zelenskyyy also mentioned that Ukraine will continue to not recognize Kosovo as an independent country, sparking outrage in the south of Serbia and leading to a very butthurt Politico article. As always, a situation can have two different outcomes depending on the level that your country obeys the West.

For the second story we go back to Kosovo. More awful stuff has been happening regarding this disputed region again. Serbia's president decided to threaten the secessionist state with a complete rerouting of its main river as a reaction for the destruction of Serb property by the artificial lake created on that river. As stated in the article:

The importance of Gazivode [the lake] is best shown by a study by the Pacific Northwest National Laboratory (PNNL), conducted in 2021 for the US Department of Energy. It states that water from Gazivode provides about a third of drinking water in Kosovo, while more than 97 percent of electricity production depends on water from this system.

Obviously, there's no way anything like this can happen and is a crazy threat that will not be allowed by any of the countries guaranteeing the independence of the breakaway region, but it is a good representation of the way that the dynamic of the two works since the overthrow of Milošević. Kosovo terrorizes Serbs -> Empty threats by Serbia -> More terror against Serbs etc.

Finally, on the topic of more terror, a Serb man was, according to him, brutally beaten by members of "the Kosovo Police" near his home. He alleges that the cops came to his house and tied him to a tree and beat him with a garden hose (NSFW photos included in the link). Have incidents like this in mind next time you see some idiot posting somewhere how Yugoslavia broke up because of a man trying to anally satisfy himself and that the Serbs in the 80s were just paranoid. Sporadic violence directed against Serbs never stopped in Kosovo and will continue until conditions down there seriously change.

[–] HalidBeslic@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

That is true, the Croatian diaspora is beyond saving. But still, having a ratio of 40:1 Nazis in your country is a massive problem, let alone more. And the rest of the population are still fans of Imperialism by a massive majority, and disproportionately so compared to the rest of former Yugoslavia.

[–] HalidBeslic@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

It's been a whole 2 years since I've wrote my last update on Ex-Yugoslavia news, I don't blame you hahaha

Hopefully I'll write more often now since I broke the barrier of laziness again and people seem to have liked it

[–] HalidBeslic@hexbear.net 62 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Hello people of the news mega, I come to you, after quite a long absence, with some Serbia 🇷🇸 News that I haven't seen reported on here and that I believe is interesting to you all:

Lets begin with the bad and moronic story. In an attempt to play both sides in the Israel war on Iran, Serbia officially sent Theodor Herzl's grandparents remains (!?) to Isr**l to be buried. This comes a few weeks after the same country sent the only European delegation, besides Russia and Belarus (and the Caucasus nations if you count them as Europe), to the burial of Ayatollah Khamenei and a few months after the same bunch of psychopaths decided to build a factory with Isr**l's Elbit Systems. This of course all comes at the same time that Satanyahu has a whopping -50% support among the population of Serbia (Putin is unsurprisingly first, followed by Xi).

In equally bad (but in an evil way) news: Ethnic cleansing is steadily going along in Kosovo. All the drama with Serbian documents and license plates has ended by now, and the American puppet government has walked away with total control of all the institutions in the Serbian majority north. Now, the government is conducting illegal demolition of Serbian property, similar to one demonic entity also backed by the West.

Finally, today marks the last day of Operation Storm (wikkkipedia link for those interested), during witch the fascist government of Croatia finalized their grandfathers ambition and managed to complete the ethnic cleansing of the land by completely displacing 200 thousand people from their ancestral homeland. As is tradition, this date is marked with celebrations in the little Reich where last summer half a million people (out of a population of just under 4 million) attended a neo-Ustaše concert.

[–] HalidBeslic@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

the Afrika Corps

Look how they massacred my boy ussr-cry

[–] HalidBeslic@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Heydrich was a bit of an outlier, being a major official, but it was higher in the East. In Serbia the rule was 50 for a wounded soldier and 100 for a dead nazi.

[–] HalidBeslic@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Island as their religion

🏝️☪️ Isleahu Akbar 🏝️☪️

[–] HalidBeslic@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

Damn it. Thanks for the reply, comrade.

[–] HalidBeslic@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Any chance of them pardoning Castillo somehow?

[–] HalidBeslic@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Plot twist: Epstein was working for the Anarchists. He was a class traitor that was blackmailing billionaires and funding global leftism this whole time.

[–] HalidBeslic@hexbear.net 53 points 10 months ago

That is 100% the plan. As a matter of fact, something similar already happened with the Panchen Lama. According to Wikipedia:

The Dalai Lama named Gedhun Choekyi Nyima as the 11th incarnation of the Panchen Lama on 14 May 1995. The Chinese government insisted that the 11th Panchen Lama has to be chosen via the golden urn. In selecting a name, lottery numbers were drawn from the Golden Urn. Chinese authorities named Gyancain Norbu as the search committee's choice on 11 November 1995.Gedhun Choekyi Nyima has not been observed by an independent party since 17 May 1995. The Chinese government claims he is living a "normal private life". Tibetans and human rights groups continue to campaign for his release.

I'm also going to guess that the Dalai Lama is coincidentally going to get reincarnated in the Tibetan gusano community this time around. There's no way that their going to let China get both of them this time around.

[–] HalidBeslic@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Here you go

The article just rehashes statements that were made in the past regarding the peace deal. All of this means nothing since European politicians will gladly eat their words if needed. The artice also mentions that the EU leadership and Zelenskyyyy will meet with Trump before he goes to see Putin, so some comedy may ensue then.

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