Gaspar

joined 2 years ago
[–] Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I was a Siren main in Borderlands.

Every new game in the franchise made me hate Lilith more. I think I may have cheered at the end of BL3.

[–] Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 months ago

Honestly, some days I'm okay with just being able to keep standing on the hill.

...Most days.

I'm tired, boss.

[–] Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 months ago

"You overestimate my power!"

[–] Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago

What a fascinating concept. I feel like I could use one of these "reality suits".

[–] Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sorry I'm sucking up all the Empathy

Huh. I thought that was me. Do... do we have to fight now? Like Highlander? CAN THERE BE ONLY ONE?

[–] Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ahhh, how about no, please.

[–] Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago

He knows him, and he's seen him, and he loves him.

The real question is whether he's drunk Bailey's from a shoe.

[–] Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago

I've mentioned this before, but I was working for Franklin County when Covid first happened and we went into lockdown. I processed a complaint filed by a group of restaurants downtown against DeWine personally for "impacting their business". I had a hunch, then, that he wasn't going to be on the right side of this ever again. I hate that I was right, but I'm not surprised.

[–] Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 months ago

Of course I do. It's only the impulse to ask out loud that was trained out of me.

[–] Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 months ago

But.. My life, my love and my lady is the sea.

🎶DOOO DO-DO DO-DO-DO DOOO DO-DO DOO🎶

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