Gaspar

joined 2 years ago
[–] Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Jesus. What good are free communities if they are forced to spend their waking hours trying to earn money to exist?

Time is a commodity. Energy is a commodity. Going places and meeting people costs time and energy they don't have to spend.

[–] Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 6 months ago (11 children)

Or, you know, don't do that. Find those children in their starting zones and give them in game currency and equipment. Help them get stronger. Stand under them and prop them up. Teach them how to play and defend them from the teabaggers of the world. Show them a better way.

Build a legacy instead of a throne.

[–] Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 6 months ago (2 children)

lol wife bad AMIRITE GUISE????

[–] Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

These patents were granted to Nintendo this year.

[–] Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 months ago

oldest living being besides Sauron

confused Olórin noises

[–] Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ring-a-ding-ding, baby.

[–] Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago

Try drinking absinthe and green tea. It works for me

[–] Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Then you saw a person with a really nice butt. Who wasn't doing anything.

[–] Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Before I begin - lightsabers are an awesome fantasy weapon and I would love to have one.

Lightsabers are a big reason that Star Wars is garbage.

Hardly any lightsaber fights in the OT, used by all of three people (4 if you count Han, which I don't). Once the prequel trilogy was made and special effects were cheaper and easier, lightsabers everywhere, and instead of a lightsaber fight being an old fashioned samurai duel where the story and the fight are enhancing each other, now it's just a spectacle. Has it been more than fifteen minutes since we saw a lightsaber? FSSH, vwoom.

Andor is regarded as one of the better pieces of Star Wars media - no lightsabers, no Jedi, just people versus the machine of the Empire.

Mandalorian S1 was straight fire. Then they introduced the Darksaber. Now nobody likes Mando anymore.

I'm not out to yuck anyone's yum. You can like bad movies, or movies that are big tentpole spectacles but aren't ever going to engage with you mentally. I went and saw Episode IX in theaters opening night and it was as entertaining as Hobbs and Shaw. My brain didn't get anything out of it and it was good to see Palpatine again because he was the only one in the movie that felt like a real person with, you know, motivation and stuff. But I left the theater and I don't really think about it (except for times like now) because it didn't engage with me mentally. There was nothing there.

Just lightsabers.

Endless lightsabers.

I'm not crazy about all the callbacks and remember-mes either (looking at you Rogue One, Boba Fett, Solo, etc), but that's a different rant.

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