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Appropriate time for: “If you see a shoplifter, no you didn’t.”
What if the shoplifter has a really nice butt?
Then you saw a person with a really nice butt. Who wasn't doing anything.
But like, my silence buys me a solid glance, right?
Don't make it weird man.
Absolutly not, your scielence is what a normal person does, the glance is creepy
Butt out.