[-] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago

There are 10 kinds of people in this world

[-] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 58 points 2 days ago

There are a great many Democrats who could have wiped the floor with Trump.

AOC would fucking shred him

[-] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Looks like a machine gun

-- Sonia Sotomayor

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You gotta do something about it.

[-] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 176 points 2 months ago

Mental health maintenance is a valid reason to use sick leave, and getting out of town to have some fun is exactly what people need from time to time. Her union should hire her a good lawyer to tell the district to pound sand.

[-] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 86 points 3 months ago

Bro, not only are they sentient, the trees fucking hate us. Allergies aren't just something that happens as a quirk of evolution. Those trees are filling the air with their jizz in a coordinated effort to take us out bro. The trees are trying to kill us bro.

[-] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 76 points 5 months ago

What shape? Alpha, obviously. Pointy up top and progressively wider as you go down.

[-] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 106 points 5 months ago

Sounds like they're telegraphing their plans for day one of Trump's next administration.

[-] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 160 points 6 months ago

Every woman in Ohio should call the coroner to report their monthly discharge, just in case

[-] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 88 points 6 months ago

There must have been a tragic and bizarre set of circumstances to lead to this. The IDF has assured us that they're taking great measures to avoid civilian casualties, and their actions are fully legal and justified. Those hostages must have escaped and taken up arms and attacked the Israeli soldiers by mistake, because otherwise they couldn't possibly have been mistaken for combatants. I'm just flabbergasted, no one could have foreseen something like this happening. It's really shocking.

[-] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 112 points 8 months ago

causing them to suffer "embarrassment, ridicule, emotional distress, humiliation, and loss of reputation."

Hold up, who caused that? Seems like it wouldn't have been possible if they hadn't acted in a way that was embarrassing, ridiculous, and humiliating.

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