I don't know nothing

Yes you do, you've just used a double negative.

Microsoft: It's not difficult to turn back on

Is there a reason to actually like them?

They have an edge with compatibility between all their own products?

UI is ok, but not customizable.

Super expensive compared to alternatives. Upgrades are expensive.

Lack of options and customizability; for a company that spouts "think different", there certainly not a huge difference in design & choice.

Walled garden.

Poor design, cheap components, against right to repair (check out Louis Rossmann YouTube channel). They gaslight their customers.

Was about to say, Simpsons did it first.

While you're on Blizzard tunes, Diablo 2's Tristram and Wilderness always tickled my fancy in the same way StarCraft Terran themes did.

Zoidberg, what are you doing in here?

Zoidberg: I live here.

I care more for stability and low latency, not so much speed.

Offering me a faster cellular or satellite connections doesn't interest me.

I'd actually be ok with this.

And Picard.

Retcon them both.

Will the old apps get removed on Fdroid? Who decides that?

Except for the fact that I'm constantly reminded that I'm bad for not using Linux.

Was there an up to date register of best alternatives per each subreddit?

Prequel trilogy. They get you excited.