FuckYourselfEndless

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Can you predict tomorrow's struggle sessions, today? Bookmark this thread if you post in it to prove you were right later! in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
I may regret asking, but I'll ask anyway: why was BlackMoldFutures banned? I missed that bit of Hexbear/ChapoTrapHouse lore. in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] FuckYourselfEndless@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (10 children)

I keep feeding them intel on the new BMF alts, but the fuckin' modsecutor keeps throwing the case out because they're afraid the evidence will be "inadmissible". Bullshit. Tempted to hand in my badge and my chinese-made AK-74 if they keep stonewalling our efforts to put this sicko down.

Can you predict tomorrow's struggle sessions, today? Bookmark this thread if you post in it to prove you were right later! in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
Where do y'all get your news in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] FuckYourselfEndless@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

I'm a liberal.
I'm an incel.
My wrists are thin,
And my dick is small.

This is the straight-gay life.
Beggin' for a wife.

Feels bad to be a liberal.

Where do y'all get your news in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] FuckYourselfEndless@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

My wrists are too thin to be able to hold up the New York Times Sunday edition.

Remember me comrades! in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] FuckYourselfEndless@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Been thinking about getting one so I can just regurgitate trite Redditisms and feel content contributing nothing to the minds of others.

Remember me comrades! in c/memes@lemmy.ml
What's the worst Lemmy community you've run across? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] FuckYourselfEndless@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

You are a little pajama boy.

Why is Hexbear filled with reactionaries now, and also what's a lemmy/blahaj? in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] FuckYourselfEndless@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago (13 children)

Mods are STEMlord-brained morons who soyface at tech buzzwords still despite being communists as far as I know. Users think they're all Nick Mullen when they're all Adams except maybe 4 Stavs. The actually cool people on this site are all probably ossifying ourselves into cocoons of eternal slumber to sink away from this wretched world, realizing how we can't counter the wokelib mind virus: COVID.

What is the worst type of guy? in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
What's David Graeber's jargon word for when discourses are mirror images of the discourses they're responding to? in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] FuckYourselfEndless@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

I was gunna' guess projective negation.

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POSTERS DON'T READ THIS! (hexbear.net)
 

main lurkers, hello

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Don't know what to do. Have long covid and a hive of ants are slowly carrying me to their lair to eat me most likely. Too tired to fight back. (hexbear.net)
 

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What has been your personal experience, so far, with a larger "federated" community? in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] FuckYourselfEndless@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Your fucking your.

I can't read or type anymore. Toooooom any tears obscuring my vission.

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That's it. I'm blocking all of you. (hexbear.net)
 

Will get to the point where I've blocked myself into the void underside of Hexbear, behind the curtain of the universe and can finally just chill.

No one will ever pwn me again. No one will ever ppb me again.

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Look. Listen. I'm here to fucking riff on jokes and I'm here to get a girlfriend. And the mods have constantly hassled and stopped me from doing both. (hexbear.net)
 

And I'm pissed off.

I'm not even asking for much here. I just wanna' be courted. I want to be romanced. I want to be serenaded and cherished. And the mods look at this and say "no, ze must not have this." I wanna' drop a slur on some X-word and pwn his lib ass, but nooooooo. I can't even have that.

Why do I even post?

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Parents are kicking me out because they heard me call them both treat goblins. How do I sue Matthew Christman for turning me into this? (hexbear.net)
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Despite being a 55 year old gay man I got on the Make A Wish foundation list and my wish is to make this website defederate. Very much looking forward to getting my wish before I die. (hexbear.net)
 

They told me they have hired "motivators" that make all the wishes come true. One of them's in the hospital room with me right now and he's brushing my hair and reading me all the books that transform the Star Wars movies into Shakespearian screenplays. He said not to say his name, but his name is Tony.

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Barbara come here. Come quickly. I told you this would happen. I fucking knew it! (hexbear.net)
 

I said come here!

Look at it. The god damn taxes went up again.

I knew this would happen.
I knew this would happen.
I knew this would happen.

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The year is 2099. There's an entire layer of plastic in the Earth's upper-crust. The human population is 25 billion strong. Wildlife has been abolished because it's "eco-fascist" to sustain a single.. (hexbear.net)
 

... life over a human's. Reddit-X has become what was once known as "the internet" and it's technically state-owned through federal investment by the Three Eyes nations. The common insult is calling your enemy a "degen", which is also the name of a new class formation that subsists on a combination of "e-begging" and labour apps and package/treat theft. Christian churches have all been converted into treatoriums of the lord. Islam doesn't change at all. Potential romantic partners exchange dating app profiles - which double as their non-work social media - instead of phone numbers and it's considered offputting/weird/controlling to try to bypass this system.

If you get pwned online you are ritualistically encouraged and mocked into committing seppuku by everyone who knows you, though telling only from thise lower on the social hierarchy than you, those above don't care.

Chatbots make up the majority of users on Reddit-X. Posting has never been worse as the internet and IRL meatbags' conversations are the mental equivalent to Amazon.com user reviews of Just Dance 2020 for the Wii.

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Video Game Steelbooks are Dumb and Bad (And quite possibly lame!) (www.youtube.com)
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